Announcing my new book launch HOLY CRAP, a comedy murder mystery. Yes, I’m very excited to announce the release of my fifth in the Dr. Jason Longfellow, PI and nurse wife Chelsea book series. (Actually, they are standalone stories, and you don’t have to read them in any particular order). New Book Launch HOLY CRAP
Dr. Jason Longfellow, PI started out as a bored doctor working for the FDA. He went a little nuts, got his private eye license online, and started working cases on the weekends to add some excitement to his life. His poor nurse wife, Chelsea, got angry because he was a terrible PI and couldn’t make any money at it. And he started doing it full time, refusing to go back to work as a doctor. With three daughters to support, to make the PI thing work Chelsea had to help him with his investigations. Turns out he’s inept as a detective, but she’s the real deal. Together they’re a hot mess, the dysfunctional detectives. New Book Launch HOLY CRAP
In the first four books they faced a murderer wielding a bizarre drug side effect that would knock your socks off and then kill you. Then there was the wacky cross-country road trip where someone kept trying to kill Jason and steal his teeth. They thought about moving to Florida to get away from frenetic Northern Virginia. But when they went to the Sunshine State looking for a beachfront condo, they found raging realtors, condos with corpses, murder on the beach, and a hurricane (it is Florida, after all). New Book Launch HOLY CRAP
They finally moved to a peaceful wilderness lake for some peace and quiet. This worked until fishermen started dying, and people started reporting humongous man-munching bass. Also, their elderly next-door neighbor kept running around on his deck in his underwear while shooting at squirrels. The PI duo had to deal with their crazy neighbor and catch the killer, be it man, or beast. New Book Launch HOLY CRAP
In HOLY CRAP, the dysfunctional PI duo move to the small city of Intoxication Junction and enroll their daughters in a private Christian school in search of a safe place to raise the children. What could possibly go wrong? Well, there’s the downtown killer. And a misogynistic school headmaster that Chelsea stuffs in his own trash can. And what’s with all the chocolate covered donuts? More important, why on earth would anyone name a book HOLY CRAP? You’ll have to read the book to find out. You might even discover a new treatment for alcoholism (wink, wink).
For the official book launch announcement on totallystaugustine.com go to http://totallystaugustine.com/st-augustine-based-author-releases-murder-mystery-called-holy-crap/. Go to https://johnjjessop.com for a link to buy the book on Amazon.
Laughter is the best medicine, and you don’t even need a doctor’s prescription to buy the book. The book has not been tested by the FDA, nor does it have FDA marketing approval. Toxic side effects include side-splitting laughter, risk of peeing yourself while laughing, choking while laughing, spewing beer through your nose while laughing…you get the idea.