THE REALTOR’S CURSE: Coming in Mid-September
Dr. Jason Longfellow, PI and wife Chelsea combine a vacation in Florida with a search for vacation property near the beach. They find their first body on the drive south. Once they arrive in the Sunshine State, a perky young realtor tries to puree Jason’s face with a hand-held mixer. Then the bodies really start piling up; dead realtors everywhere they go. In between house-hunting tours, Jason talks Chelsea into enjoying the many recreational opportunities that Florida has to offer, including boating, fishing, a Harley rental, kiteboarding, off-roading, and motor sports, each with its own disastrous outcome. Jason is convinced Florida is trying to kill him. They go to the beach to relax, Jason asks Chelsea to bury him in the sand, and they discover yet another dead realtor. This one has been buried in street clothes. They find clues to the case of this dead realtor that point to the president of a medical biotech company called VaccinesRUs and his gorgeous young trophy wife. Jason has been at the scene of so many dead realtors, he begins to wonder if he might be the killer. He’s convinced he knows who murdered the realtor buried in the sand; Chelsea thinks it’s someone else. Throw in a hurricane, boat chase, alligators galore, a very friendly manatee, and the fact that Florida actually keeps trying to kill Jason, and this makes for non-stop action. Is Jason right about the killer? Or, has Chelsea solved the case? Did the same person kill all the realtors? And, what, if anything, does this all have to do with killer mosquitoes? It’s medical biotechnology run amok. Poor Florida will never be the same!
MURDER BY ROAD TRIP
The amateur sleuth that makes Clouseau look like a genius. Just ask his wife:)
MURDER BY ROAD TRIP, Early Amazon review: “Got it yesterday – read it today. Simply could *not* put it down, read it cover to cover in one sitting! Very funny – great escapism!”—Marianne O.
Pleasant, cheerful and uplifting. Keeps you reading page after page. –K.T. Barnett, Author, The Rose Not Taken
Click on the cover MURDER BY ROAD TRIP, buy the book (ebook or paperback) on Amazon (you know you want to) and figure out whodunit before our amateur PI, if you don’t die laughing first.
Also available at Barnes & Noble and Indie Book Stores
John J Jessop co-wrote the book MURDER BY ROAD TRIP with his daughter, Jackie. The story was inspired by a once-in-a-lifetime cross-country road trip they took together in 2016. The destinations may be real, but all events in MURDER BY ROAD TRIP are hilariously fictitious.
Hop in the RV and join Jason and family on a wild and comic cross-country road trip. From a monkey jewel thief, to attack by cuddly comfort animals, to a deadly windshield wiper, mad dentist, boosted libido, and the great cheese caper, this PI is a true crime magnet. Will Jason hang up his PI hat to take a lucrative job with a drug company, making his wife happy? More importantly, why is someone trying to steal his teeth? And, what, if anything, does this have to do with medical biotechnology?
EARLY AUTHOR ENDORSEMENTS
If you think that a cross-country family trek in an RV is the definition of insanity, you’ll love John and Jacqueline Jessop’s MURDER BY ROAD TRIP. On the way to a California job interview, private investigator Jason Longfellow experiences chronic dental problems, encounters a jewelry-stealing monkey, and enjoys an unexpected boost to his libido. Strangers seem to be obsessed with stealing his teeth, as he faces gunfire in an RV park and a kidnapping on a cabin cruiser. Hop in the RV and join Jason, his wife and daughters on this wild and comic ride!—Henry G. Brinton, author of the mystery novel City of Peace
John and Jacqueline Jessop add new meaning to the phrase “road trip” in their sequel to PLEASURIA. Adding just the right amount of laughter, they turn out the perfect recipe for fans of murder mysteries. Bravo!—Benjamin H Berkley, Author of Against My Will and In Defense of Guilt.
Future Father-Daughter Blog Posts About the Actual Cross-Country Trip
John co-wrote the book with daughter Jacqueline. In addition to buying the book (you know you want to, you like to laugh and everyone likes a good mystery), keep an eye out for a destination-specific blog series that will provide John and his daughter’s individual perspectives on their once-in-a-lifetime road trip. It should be fun, since we all know that twenty-something daughters always agree with dad:)
Order PLEASURIA: TAKE AS DIRECTED (Koehler Books) at Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and other indie book sellers (ebook $0.99, softcover, hardcover).
If you need a good laugh and enjoy a great murder mystery, PLEASURIA: TAKE AS DIRECTED is for you.
A Biotech Murder Mystery: What could go wrong in the world of medical biotech while scientists play with your DNA, immune system and cells?
A comedy murder mystery with a unique plot, like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
Dr. Jason Longfellow, FDA drug/biotech reviewer and wannabe detective in midlife crisis, with a jealous nurse wife, investigates serial murder in the biotech industry.
What it you found a pill, an antidepressant, with a side effect that would give you a sexual fantasy and/or happy ending, all mental; no need for a partner or any form of self-stimulation? Would you take it? What if the happy endings kept on going, and going, and going…like the energizer bunny. Sound even better? What if it eventually killed you…death by over-happy-ending? Kind of a bummer, huh?
In PLEASURIA: TAKE AS DIRECTED, P.I. Longfellow’s first case involves a killer who just might have discovered such a pill. (Please note that this is not an FDA approved medication, but you might want to talk to your doctor about it anyhow:)
Buy the book and help P.I. Longfellow solve this bizarre murder mystery with lots of twists and turns, and catch the killer. It’s a great mystery, and if you don’t laugh out loud, you’re probably dead.
Who doesn’t need a good antidepressant once in a while?:)
If you decide to read the books MURDER BY ROAD TRIP or PLEASURIA: TAKE AS DIRECTED, would you please visit the following links and write a review for me.
MURDER BY ROAD TRIP: https://amzn.to/2T5uH8X
PLEASURIA: TAKE AS DIRECTED: http://bit.ly/pleasuria
John J. Jessop was recently interviewed about PLEASURIA: TAKE AS DIRECTED by the Smith Mountain Laker Magazine. To read the Laker Magazine article, go to https://bit.ly/2WJsnrI.
Guardian Angel Series
Join FBI agent Donald Cooper and his merry band of overzealous female law enforcement agents as they confront the most gruesome murders – from mutilated corpses to cult kidnappings. Guardian Angel: Unforgiven and Guardian Angel: Indoctrination are both available now on Amazon. Click on the images at right to begin reading now!
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